Narcissistic asshole who sent me flowers on our anniversary. I go home it’s a completely different story. Nothing but an angry asshole for no reason that I know of. Wants to fight with me about every single little thing. Like any other time in our relationship. Fine. He can fuck himself. I can’t get close to him anyway.
Hi work. Go fuck yourself too. I’m sick of carrying this heavyass thing on my back every single day. Not all people suck there but the few that do, can also go fuck themselves. It’s a long story. Let’s just say I was told my non-offensive sweatshirt is offensive by my supervisor. Instead of ‘hey…’ she said take that off. The only person that was offended was me. It was a sweatshirt with some songs and lines that make me remember my dead mother. Everyone likes it so what is the problem? Nothing. You don’t like me. Fine. I don’t like you either. I’m sorry I’m not 300lbs overweight or 30 mins late to work everyday.
Too bad I lack the qualifications and whatever to get a job literally everywhere else. It’s a viscous cycle. I don’t know why the hell you’re watching me behind the scenes. Don’t tell me you’re also a closet pervert or someone wishing for my downfall. Honey, I’ve already been there. I come from hell, live in hell, and remain there. Proceed with your happy bla bla bla fake life.
Do you have a razor blade?
Yes, I totally come to work and shave my business! Not.
How tall are you?
How tall does it look? I’m not short or tall. I’m boring average.
Do you have any tissues?
Nope. Let me not check my bag or car. Still no. If you’re sick, should you really be at work with what’s going on?
Where can I find windex?
Have you tried the store or Walmart? I’m not packing that either.
You’re pretty, did you take my money?
I don’t sell shit, so no. If you’re applying you’ll pay me $1,000+ for a stupid chair maybe I should reconsider.
How long have you been married?
3 years next month. Means nothing. We’d been together 8+ years. Why? You’re not my type. As if I really have a type, I don’t… very minimum he can’t be slow.
What is your relationship with the owner?
I have none. A few interactions here and there.
Have you ever pissed him off?
Not yet, or that I know of. I’m not trying to get fired or my hours cut!
Most of you move extremely slow because you’re old, have a big ass, or are overweight.
I absolutely love dodging slow people, you should have told me that’s in my job description.
I guess you’re all slow minded too, many can’t get it I don’t want to talk to them.
I have no idea who that one lady is, she thinks I’m also her servant. She’s dumb as hell.
I’m in the dress code I don’t know why the hell you all care so much what I wear. Because I’m attractive and you’re not. I’m the most attractive female here, you see it and try to make me wear pants way too big for me as an attempt to bring me down a notch. Well it doesn’t work.
First off, my name is pronounced how it’s spelled. It’s not difficult. If you fuck it up numerous times, I have a few choice words for you. And I wonder, did you make it through high school? Nevermind, they’ll let the dumbest idiots graduate not like it makes a difference.
I have no experience in this field at all. I applied to dozens of jobs and I probably won’t remember I applied here. I’m looking for something that pays more. Why? It’s always about money. Although, you know that’s not why I left my last job. That’s complicated. Let’s just say I had enough. And no normal workplace is like that. My current job is not. But obviously, I’m bored and don’t like what I’m doing that’s why I’m looking.
I know you really don’t care who I am or what I do on my free time. You’re just trying to creep and look for clues why I would or wouldn’t be good for the job. Yes, I have boxing gloves in my car, a one year old, and husband. What does that have to do with my abilities? Nothing. It appears I already know English better than your employees. Sooooo…
I was working at
for about 4 years
given the opportunity
to come back
they kept us in
another one that
pays more came along
I took it
My toxic relationship
with my ex supervisor
no we couldn’t be
he asked me for pics
and I felt like he was
constantly trying to
manipulate and hang
me for not picking him
My gym membership
at that health club
I had for a year
they kept charging us
when they closed their doors
and I can’t help but
remember how rude
the desk people were
and that one old man that
basically singled me out
every MMA class I took
I got up early to
run or rollerblade
during the pandemic
I didn’t have the luxury
to do anything else in
the morning with
they don’t fit
like the majority
of these masks
they make us wear
That’s not straight enough.
You missed a spot.
That’s a little dusty.
It smells over there.
Why don’t you get off your ass and do something? Oh, because you’re lazy and expect me too like I don’t literally take card of everything already.
You don’t have enough experience.
That’s cute but what does your written work qualify you for an actual job?
What does your experience mean? You can polish my shoes or sleep with all the men? Haha.
You’re pretty but well that’s it.
I’m overqualified to be managed by anyone. You need me a lot more than I need you. What I have nobody else does is, drive and energy. If you can’t see that, you can kiss my ass.
Tell me about yourself.
I’m a grownass woman. I’m married and have a one year old. I come from a history of shit jobs and have a college education. Oh, and I published some books you’ll never read on Amazon.
Why do you want to work for this company?
I don’t. I applied because you pay more per hour.
How much experience do you have in this field?
What you mean pushing buttons? Haha. It’s so easy my one year could do it.
Can you stand for a long period of time?
Have you even read my resume?
What makes you the ideal candidate for this job?
I don’t give a fuck.
Can you tell me more about your last job?
The owner didn’t want to pay me. The supervisor was trying to sleep with me. He knows I slept with a former supervisor and thought maybe I would. Haha. No.
Where do you see yourself within this company in 5 years?
I don’t. I don’t even want to work for you and have all these responsibilities dumped upon me.
Can you tell me about a time you went above and beyond?
For what? To get laid or paid? Lmao. Never. Nobody ever paid attention or gave two shits what I did.
Are you a team player?
Define what you mean. Are we playing a sport? Maybe. Are you trying to dump everyone’s shit on me? Fuck off.
How soon of a notice do you need if we were to hire you?
Soon enough so I can piss people off.
Dear whoever reads this,
I have no experience in any of the positions I’m applying for. Why on Earth would you pick me? I’m a good worker better than the vast majority that goes by doing the minimum, gossips, or sits on their ass all day.
‘But you have nothing but a writing and cleaning background.’ Yeah, so I got out of college and never found a writing or editing job in this area. ‘What about online?’ Believe me I looked and continue to do so. Do you know how many of them ask you for money to even see employment opportunities? Many. You don’t even find anything that’s not freelance. If I want to write freelance, I have a blog.
‘So why should I pick you among everyone else that has experience and better character than you?’ So don’t pick me, I don’t give a fuck. If I have to sell myself or change who I am, I’m not interested. And actually, I make as much; if not more chasing around bust bunnies all day.
Don’t waste my time
his ass and his girlfriend
so they can all hate me
and not my sister
he’s a snake
she does nothing all day
but probably fuck him
in the service halls
I’m not there anymore
should they remember
I was there first and
reputation proceeds me
but remember I’m also
not the one that said
‘DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR KEYS?
I miss you?’
what about your girlfriend?
it never happened
it never will
but here we go,
I’ve stumbled upon
another man interested
in my personal life
giving off some vibes
it doesn’t end
I said his girlfriend would eventually get a job at the mall with us because she constantly hangs out there all day with her kids.
And I said when that happens you can bet your ass I’m out of there. Yeah, before they decided to tell us when they were opening I got a new job away from all that bullshit — like we knew I would.
Because I’ve said, there’s only so much corrupt bullshit I will take. I guess I’ve met my quota when great old coronavirus came out and struck our world. I learned to take a great opportunity when it comes across me. You know how many jobs I turned down for the mall? Too many. Was it worth it? Absolutely not. Let’s not get into the owner not wanting to pay workers and me having to sue him when I had my baby for pocketing my PFL. All while all these stores are leaving and they can’t keep up with the requirements to keep running, it’s surprising they gIt the flag to be open. Probably lied their asses off.
Anyway, yeah that’s all behind me. The new supervisor with his girlfriend he probably fucks in all the old places I fucked ‘Dan’ haha. He had an issue with us even talking yet it was okay for him to sexually assault me numerous times with his girlfriend nearby!? The only reason why he got his position is by snitching on my sisters boyfriend and getting him fired. He has no talent or knowledge of the things that need to be fixed in the mall. I guess if you successfully kiss ass and rat on people you deserve a promotion in those places. I guess that’s why now I’m making as much as you and not working there.