What about Scorpio

We are the sign of transformation. People often overlook it or think we’re the sign of sex. Everyone enjoys sex, it’s not only a Scorpio thing!

Evolved Scorpio adapts better than most people and has the ability to transform lives around them. Whether or not they do, depends on who they are or circumstances. It’s not one sign fits all. That’s why less evolved Scorpios or those going through a rough time are more manipulative or secretive than others.

But we are a mystery, it doesn’t mean we’re necessarily hiding anything. It means we aren’t an open book. We’re not going on stage and talking about our personal lives. I mean, unless we’re comedians making jokes about it. We have a good sense of humor. You can hardly offend us unless you make assumptions. We hate assumptions or people that are closed-minded.

You wanna piss us off? Question anything about us. Terrible idea to piss us off actually. It’s like Scorpio has a protective magic shield called karma. You would think they casted a spell on you, no. You think they’re stupid? They know how the universe works.

Scorpio doesn’t give two shits about being popular or liked. Especially when they were in school. They enjoyed not having people hover over them and that they can be themselves with no judgement. Though sure, people probably did. They didn’t care. Life has given them thick skin.

So no, we’re not buying anyone’s bullshit. You’re better off convincing the more naive signs.

A Scorpios mind

Fuck him
I don’t want to fuck him
Fuck it he’s fucking hot I’m hot
All I want to do is fuck
we’re opposites I can’t
but I can fucking fuck him
it’d be intense and hot as hell
maybe I have a sex addiction
it’s not an addiction
I like how it feels
who doesn’t
if people had more orgasms they
wouldn’t be miserable fucks
my coworker is a cunt because
she’s a virgin
being a virgin is boring
who doesn’t enjoy sex?
holy fuck
I’m going to fuck
and suck some dick later
have my partner go down
if he doesn’t somebody else will
I don’t go long without it
in a relationship or not
not everyone can handle me
and they wondered why I had
3 partners at once one time
I’ve been good since
I think
there’s this new person
I want to fuck
if things got sour I would
I can feel he wants to fuck too
I see how he looks at me
If I’m smart at anything
it’s sex
I’d be a sex worker if I could
but I’d get bored
and actually would rather
make money other ways

30 Scorpio secrets

Because I’m turning 30…

 
1. Your boyfriend flirted with me.
2. Your boyfriend kissed me — he’s a bad kisser, don’t worry I don’t want to sleep with him!
3. Slept with someone’s boyfriend, not intentionally of course.
4. When in Rome…
5. If I have to think about my feelings for you, they’re non-existent.
6. Hooked up with an ex(s) once, twice, or thousand times because the sex was good.
7. Don’t have any/many friends.
8. Like to be alone, value solitude, and don’t need people to be happy.
9. If I’m in a relationship with you and don’t want to have sex with you; you can be sure you’re either turning me off or I’m sleeping with someone else.
10. Depending on who you are, I probably won’t give you an honest answer how many people I slept with.
11. I do pick and choose.
12. I don’t find people fascinating.
13. Ideas are more interesting.
14. If you want to seduce me, don’t bother. I either want you or I don’t.
15. Should I think about an ex? It’s only because they were good in bed and I’m bored with you.
16. I go to the gym for my sanity, not because I’m trying to lose weight or reach some goal.
17. I don’t believe in one soulmate, we have many.
18. These days I spend more time fantasizing about doing crazy shit to my hair.
19. I was a terrible student.
20. Yeah, teachers and peers didn’t get me. I lived in my own world and didn’t care.
21. I developed thick skin early in life.
22. Sometimes I could be angry and not know why.
23. I assume most people don’t like me and I’m okay with that, I don’t like most people.
24. I can be secretive but trust me, I’m brutally honest too.
25. I’m probably hiding some past things from my partner.
26. I probably hide my money too.
27. There is but one person I truly trust in this world, myself.
28. Should I check someone out? Hardly ever. They’d have to have nice arms or eyes to get my attention.
29. I don’t believe in marriage.
30. Now I understand. The only person I’ll truly love in this world is my daughter.

Difference between Scorpio and Pisces

I’m a Scorpio with 3 Pisces sisters…

 

Scorpio is a fighter, not a lover
Pisces runs from battle, seeks love

Scorpio is suspicious and doesn’t trust easily
Pisces is naive and wants to trust everyone

Scorpio is high strung set in his/her ways
Pisces will try to blend in with others

Once Scorpio made up their mind… nothing they’re done
Pisces can’t decide and wishes you’d choose for them

Scorpio can’t stand most people and doesn’t make an effort too
Pisces will listen to someone talk on and on and try to look/be friendly

Scorpio doesn’t make a big deal about people hitting on them
Pisces thinks everyone is hitting on them and becomes self conscious

Scorpio doesn’t see relationships or sex a big deal
Mention cheating to a Pisces good luck, they’ll think their partner is!

Scorpio just knows things
Pisces can’t tell if the rug is being pulled under their foot

Scorpio DOESN’T play manipulative or secretive, they are by nature
Pisces PLAYS manipulative or secretive when they feel threatened

Scorpio will laugh in the dark
Pisces will cry and/or complain

Scorpio woman

She’s not dumb or needy.
She can sense a lie miles away.
She’s capable of taking care of herself.
Being alone doesn’t bother her.
She doesn’t conform to society.
She doesn’t like liars.
She doesn’t like small talk.
If you have something to say, say it don’t waste her time.
She’s sexy and mysterious as hell.
You probably won’t ever really see her unless you gain her trust, good luck.

Day by day, she has to fight the urge not to roll her eyes at people that bug her.
Her idea of being nice is not giving someone the ‘piss off’ look.
It doesn’t mean she’s not.
Never assume you know her, she’s full of surprises.
She never, ever lets her guard down completely.
She’s not stupid.
She’s always observing and analyzing.
There’s a chance she’s already made up her mind what she thinks and fees about you the minute she met you.
She’s intuitive.
She’s actually very loyal if you’re on her side.
But if you hurt her, others, or do anything to corrupt the group; she is not on your side.
She can be secretive and manipulative at her worst or if a situation calls for it.
She twists and turns, plays the role of the scientist and detective in this life.
She’s strong and brave.
She’s been through a lot.
She doesn’t brag, complain, or cry about it. She’s knows that’s a waste of her time and won’t change anything.
She has a backbone when others do not.

Leave her alone.
Don’t invade her space.
Don’t tell her what to do.
Don’t think or assume things about her.
She won’t be in your side.
You want her on your side.
She will help you.
She won’t talk shit about you.

How to tell if a Scorpio is in love with you

I recently read this thing that said, “Scorpio will let you in.” I wouldn’t take that as an indicator of love, they could even like you as a friend or are simply connecting with you. This is my take, you don’t have to agree with it! I don’t care. Everyone is different.

#1 They look hot
Like all the time because they want nothing more then to seduce you!

#2 They act crazier then usual
They say things that don’t make sense, ask you if you’re cheating on them, and sometimes talk too much or too little. They confuse the shit out of you. (Why? Because they haven’t fully figured you out yet so can’t behave in a way that is appropriate and won’t bother you.)

#3 They make it known they want you
They talk about sex and engage in sexual activities with you. They even ask you questions about you, your life, and what you want. It’s not all about them.

#4 They do things for you
Smalls things you like. They don’t spend a lot of money if they don’t have it. (If they had money, they would be afraid to spend it on you because what if you don’t feel the same way, cheat on them, or stay with them only for the money?)

#5 It doesn’t take them forever to respond to you
They don’t ignore your texts, they hate the feeling of being ignored. Why would they do it? They wouldn’t. They respond within minutes or hours to a text. If they’re busy or need space though, leave them alone. Let them come to you…

#6 How they act around you
Do they love kissing you? Holding you? Cuddling? They’re in love. If they’re pulling away from you; you either pissed them off, been friend zoned, or they think you’re disgusting.

#7 They act like they don’t care
They’re passive and try not to wear their heart on their sleeve. They’re quiet and mysterious, you don’t know what’s on their mind. (They’re not doing this because of anything you did. They don’t want to let their guard down.)

#8 They let go
It’s hard for Scorpio to love because they get attached. They have a history of getting burnt badly in past relationships. If they’re able to let go of past feelings a bit and express themselves to you… They’re in love.

#9 The way they look at you
Do they look at you like you’re meat? Or do they look at you like they want to marry you? I can’t tell you what those two looks look like but you will be able to tell yourself…

#10 How they treat you
They don’t call you names, disrespect you, or make you do anything you don’t want to do. (They expect the same thing in return if you can’t give it, someone else will because they’re that amazing.)

Sources:
A Scorpio that knows/knew a lot of Scorpio

I’m a Scorpio

I’m horny as hell
I’m ruled by my genitals
Mars and Pluto
— after all

If you don’t like sex
or suck in bed
you shouldn’t date me
I wouldn’t rape you
I wouldn’t waste my time
I’m sexy as hell

I’m not a whore

I’m not a sex addict
like they say
I am your whore
for more then one night
if you don’t know it
don’t worry, I’ll show it
I’m not all talk
I’m all action

Don’t cross me
I wouldn’t cross you
if you do you will meet
another side of me
you have never known
it’s called death
you don’t want to meet
my sister, “Karma.”
save your drama

Accept and appreciate
I’m fucking
passionate as hell
there is no other