What about Scorpio

We are the sign of transformation. People often overlook it or think we’re the sign of sex. Everyone enjoys sex, it’s not only a Scorpio thing!

Evolved Scorpio adapts better than most people and has the ability to transform lives around them. Whether or not they do, depends on who they are or circumstances. It’s not one sign fits all. That’s why less evolved Scorpios or those going through a rough time are more manipulative or secretive than others.

But we are a mystery, it doesn’t mean we’re necessarily hiding anything. It means we aren’t an open book. We’re not going on stage and talking about our personal lives. I mean, unless we’re comedians making jokes about it. We have a good sense of humor. You can hardly offend us unless you make assumptions. We hate assumptions or people that are closed-minded.

You wanna piss us off? Question anything about us. Terrible idea to piss us off actually. It’s like Scorpio has a protective magic shield called karma. You would think they casted a spell on you, no. You think they’re stupid? They know how the universe works.

Scorpio doesn’t give two shits about being popular or liked. Especially when they were in school. They enjoyed not having people hover over them and that they can be themselves with no judgement. Though sure, people probably did. They didn’t care. Life has given them thick skin.

So no, we’re not buying anyone’s bullshit. You’re better off convincing the more naive signs.

I’m a Scorpio

I’m horny as hell
I’m ruled by my genitals
Mars and Pluto
— after all

If you don’t like sex
or suck in bed
you shouldn’t date me
I wouldn’t rape you
I wouldn’t waste my time
I’m sexy as hell

I’m not a whore

I’m not a sex addict
like they say
I am your whore
for more then one night
if you don’t know it
don’t worry, I’ll show it
I’m not all talk
I’m all action

Don’t cross me
I wouldn’t cross you
if you do you will meet
another side of me
you have never known
it’s called death
you don’t want to meet
my sister, “Karma.”
save your drama

Accept and appreciate
I’m fucking
passionate as hell
there is no other