Man

I am a writer
but I’m not a talker
you want to know
what I’m thinking
I’ll show you
you don’t
you’re afraid
behind that ego
you think you’re
too old
unappealing
and have to be
professional
at all times
let me tell you
it’s a joke
only people
with their heads
up their asses
give a shit

so maybe
you’re right
you’re unappealing
the egocentric
masked clown is
actually insecure
and doesn’t know
how to approach women
and you think
because I’m laughing
I don’t see it
honey, my gift is
seeing

How to talk to Guys & Girls

Guys
“Hey”

 

Girls
“Hey”

 
You don’t have to start off that way, that’s only the way I do. There’s no set way to do it, no rules.
 
I’ve found guys are more likely to respond to that (friendlier? less judgmental? interested?)  than girls. If a girl isn’t interested she will ignore you and not say anything at all.

 

After “Hey,”
ask them about their day, interests, hobbies, etc
talk to them like you would with any other you met for the first time.
 

You can hit on them, say inappropriate things, or be an ass all you want but it won’t get you anywhere. You won’t even get them to meet you for coffee or a drink.