Sandra D

My name is not Sandra Dee
Grease came out way before I was born
I grew up disliking the movie and musicals

There was this boy that called me that
or sang one of those songs from the movie
around me
I didn’t think he was funny, I ignored him
I thought he was stupid
the only D in my name was in SanDra

My middle name starts with an L
on documents I don’t spell it out
it’s not required
only family knows it’s Louise
it’s my grandmother’s middle name

My last name starts with an M
none of them have a D in it though
my mothers first name starts with a D
and my younger sisters name starts with a D

Racist names

White soap

White bread

White cake

White sauce

White cheese

 

Black Friday

Black eye

Black list

 

Chinese bread

American bread

Italian bread

French bread

African bread

Russian bread

 

…etc.

 

(I feel sorry for you bread, nobody understands you. Everyone wants to label you.)

 

 

 

What Characters names mean

Hello Kitty
Bye You-Shitty

 

Cinderella
Kiss me I’m Bella

 

Batman
Bird man

 

Superman
Steroid man

 

Rapunzel
Rap in hell

 

Bella
Hell yeah

 

Prince Eric
Rich prick

 

Spider-man
Creep on steroids

 

Ariel
Air head

 

Tinkerbell
Ring her bell

 

Peter Pan
Later man

 

Rudolph
Ride me up

 

Easter Bunny
Easy honey

 

Pocahontas
Kiss my ass

 

Tarzan
I ran

 

Bambi
Baby

 

Snow White
Now I ate

I love being called things.

It creates excuses for me!
It shows how ignorant you are
And tells me things about myself
I know aren’t true.
Amusing!

 

Schizophrenic
I wrote a story about ghosts
I ranted on social media

 

Drug addict/alcoholic
I wrote about it
I’m weird and isolated

 

Have ADD
I don’t pay attention
I’m athletic and creative

 

Have an eating disorder
I’m skinny
I workout

 

Have a personality disorder
I’m very quiet in public
I talk more in private

 

Bitch
I talked back
I rolled my eyes

 

Entitled
I’m quiet
I’m reserved

 

Whore
I wore a black dress
I put on a lot of makeup

 

Lazy
I don’t have a job
I don’t excel in school

 

Fat
My jeans are too tight
My boobs look big

 

Anti-social
I generally don’t like people
We don’t have the same interests

 

Stupid
I didn’t say anything
I said the wrong thing

 

Gay
I don’t like most men
Most men don’t like me

 

Homophobic
I don’t like most women
Most women don’t like me