Defining Swear Words

ASSHOLE

ANNOYING
SCUMBAG
SOMEONE
HATES
OR
LOVES
ENTIRELY

 

BITCH

BIG
IRRITATING
THUG
CHASING
HOES

 

CUNT

CLUELESS
UGLY
NEANDERTHAL
THAT SMELLS

 

DICK

DUMB
IRRITATING
CATS EATING
KELP

 

DOUCHEBAG

DOGS
OR
UGLY
CYCLOPS
HUMPING
EVERY
BIG
ASS
GREATLY

 

FUCK

FREE
UNLESS THERE IS
CHEAP
KOOL-AID

INs & UNs: Mirrored words.

Secure
Insecure

 

Compatible
Incompatible

 

Capable
Incapable

 

Competent
Incompetent

 

Correct
Incorrect

 

Considerate
Inconsiderate

 

Available
Unavailable

 

Desirable
Undesirable

 

Known
Unknown

 

Friendly
Unfriendly

 

Discovered
Undiscovered

 

Likely
Unlikely

 

Likeable
Unlikeable

 

Practical
Unpractical

 

Easy
Uneasy

 

Political
Unpolitical

Questioning a “Creative Writer”

What are you writing about?
I’m writing about mirrors.

 

What’s next drugs?
Already did. Right now I’m writing a screen script with an alcoholic/pot head.

 

You’re messed up.
I know, and you aren’t?

 

I’m special — there’s a difference. What’s your excuse?
Shitting your pants doesn’t count as “special”.

 

It takes a lot of talent.
I bet it does.

 

What else do you do?
I workout. I dance. I run. I paint. I take pictures. What am I supposed to do? Sit around on my laptop all day?

 

That’s what writers do.
Maybe the very sad, lonely ones.

 

That’s when you start to take drinking up.
Why bother?

 

I don’t know. You should. Maybe you would be more social.
How is that social?

 

Go to bars, see people.
I do that already. I’m fine —

 

You need —
I don’t need anything.

 

Bullshit.
I just want to be happy.

 

Yeah, okay.
Whatever.