Dating an idiot

Texts you, “Are you asleep?”
You respond three hours later, “No, I was working on a project.”

 

It’s summer time.
They still believe you.

 

Next morning they ask you, “Why were you up at 3am?”
You respond, “I was working on a project.”

 

They believe you.

 

You’re at dinner on your cell phone texting,
They ask who are texting you.

 

You respond, “No one.”
They ask who no one is.

 

You respond, “My mother.”
They believe you.