They’re not picking up, can I try someone else?
*Someone else doesn’t pick up.*
I knew it. They hardly ever answer when I call them. And of course, I’ve to use the same lie every time “they’re with a customer”
I’ll try again later.
I should have left that phone on night for someone else to deal with. Fuck this shit.
Can you transfer me to ___ (another business with zero connection to us)?
Can you learn how to use Google? Piss off.
I’ve been on hold for ten minutes nobody is picking up my call!
You’re bitching at me because? Guess what I’m putting you on hold again because it ain’t my job to deal with this shit.
Can I have your electronics department?
We sell cell phones now?
I kycyockhxgcyckg koooycotcoogcooycoo *speaks broken English or there’s a lot of noise in background.
Service? Their issue.
*Person keeps calling back because someone isn’t returning their calls
They’re not fucking working today, on lunch, left early, or actually with a customer. No, I can’t go get them. WTF do you think this is?
Itoyxiycooycoycoycfyc a full story about their issue as if you’re the one to solve it.
I typically cut them off in the middle. Rude? Yes. I also don’t care. I get multiple calls at once AND work is dumped on me daily. I don’t have the time nor patience to listen. Complain to my supervisor. Oh wait, I can control if you talk to them.
I am a writer
but I’m not a talker
you want to know
what I’m thinking
I’ll show you
behind that ego
you think you’re
and have to be
at all times
let me tell you
it’s a joke
with their heads
up their asses
give a shit
masked clown is
and doesn’t know
how to approach women
and you think
because I’m laughing
I don’t see it
honey, my gift is
The guy went from small talk to asking me about my tattoos — to suggesting he workouts at the same gym as me, next to me. Why? I don’t know. I think he’s messing with me, or is he? He sounded serious when he said he wants to join. Even if so, I probably won’t ever see him. He doesn’t get up that early.
I’m used to men saying things like that because they’re imagining my ass in some tight leggings working out. And there’s nothing hotter than a woman that can kick your ass? He knows I can why is he pulling my chain? It’s fun.
Forget the fact nothing will probably ever happen. It’s so much more fun wasting time and energy playing around with something you’ll never have.
‘But sis you’re obviously attracted to him too’ Attraction comes and goes. It doesn’t mean I’m going to sleep with him.
bang her but no
she’s younger than me
married and has
that’d be wrong
on many levels
and I am what?
out of shape
kick my ass
that’s kinda of hot
but who am I kidding?
she’s a little too giggly
towards me I can’t send
her the wrong vibe
I’m not interested
I like talking to her
she’s interesting but
can’t spell my name?
unless she did that
how is she a writer
if she can’t spell?
her titles are fucked up
I can’t find her on the internet
Who am I? What do I do?
You’re the pain in the ass I’m supposed to call.
What’s the name of your favorite novel you wrote?
Ah which one?
When do I develop a title?
I always do at the end.
Right you see I have this story with no title, am I doing it right?
What are you thinking of?
Are you jacked? What do you look like with your shirt off? Fuck my life.
not quite like his was
but too inviting
I know he’s trying
to be nice or professional
yet the way he looks
at me says otherwise
on whose or what end
I’ve hardly had a look
at his face
he’s tan and has nice arms
I’m not doing that again
though desks and empty
places were fun
I answer the phone the same way every time, “Thank you for calling …. How may I help you?”
Why? It’s easier for me and I was trained to be a robot. I was told I can’t say “Hello” when I answer the phone it’s unprofessional. I said the girl that trained me did. She’s said it right in front of them, they thought nothing of it. Hypocrisy.
I say, “One moment please,” to everyone and put everyone on hold. Why? I direct calls. That’s it. I don’t schedule appointments. I’m not going to dig up information. Not my issue. I often receive multiple calls at once. So you’re lucky you get in. Now shut the fuck up and wait or don’t fucking call.
It’s also not my issue how long you wait or if someone picks up. Hello, people are paged numerous times. One particular person is an asshole and never answers when I page. You get his voicemail. It’s aggravating to me because each time he doesn’t answer it beeps back to me numerous times. Then I again, have to stop what I’m working on.
So no, I don’t just answer the phone. They make me do stupid accounting and sorting shit. Neither I’m qualified for but not my issue.
And I have to talk to EVERY SINGLE person that comes in and screen their temperature. Reads 93.5, 94.7, 93.8, 95.1, etc. Super fucking low and inaccurate but they make me do it. If someone actually had a fever, it wouldn’t catch it. I can’t imagine 93.5 is a normal or healthy temperature?
Big secret, I was a ‘psychic reader’ on a foreign website back in the day. Let me tell you, it takes zero experience or knowledge. Although, I mean my longstanding knowledge of the zodiac and New Age practices got me in the first place. (I was basically raised to be? My mother had the books and taught me some things.)
Anyway, it does require you to have the ability to answer a question. Not a simple yes or no, often the answer about their problem or ‘future’ is in the question. So it is necessary to have a STRONG UNDERSTANDING OF HUMAN NATURE.
Don’t get it? I’ll show you…
“Are we going to have a relationship? He’s an Aries, I’m a Pisces.”
GOING TO? So, you’re implying that you don’t already. My answer is NO. Oh hun, an Aries would have no issues making things official with you — if you were headed that way. You’re too nice.
“When will I get married?”
The fact you’re asking me that tells me either you’re single, desperately want to tie the knot, or bored in life and looking for answers. You WILL get married WHEN you stop looking.
“Are we soulmates? I’m a Gemini, he’s a Leo.”
Interesting signs. Guess what? It doesn’t tell me shit besides you believe sun signs can predict if you’re soulmates. If they do exist, my answer is NO. You wouldn’t be asking me if you were. You’d be confident in your relationship.