I’m looking for:

A hot muscular guy with a big dick.

 

REQUIREMENTS:

 

Lots of money

No history of cheating on a partner

Be okay with me potentially cheating on him

Likes to have a lot of sex

Cannot suck in bed

Ability to cook and clean for self

Must be okay with the fact I don’t cook or clean

Be creative AND athletic

Not in love with Adam Sandler movies

Doesn’t complain or argue

 

BENEFITS:

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, etc.