Potiential lover application

 

Photo:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Height:
Body type:
Current city:
Relationship status:
Sun sign:
Moon sign:
Political party:
Religious views:

 
Number of kids:
Number of tattoos:
Location of tattoos:
Number of piercings:
Location of piercings:

 

Work history:
Relationship history:
Sexual history:

 

Interests:
Hobbies:
Favorite kind of music:
Favorite kind of movies/shows:

 
Final questions

 
How often do you drink?:
Do you smoke?:
Do you do drugs?:
Do you have a history of mental illness?:
What are you looking for?:

 

Cell phone number:

 

This is true to the best of my knowledge.

Signature:

 

 

I AM AN EOP, EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER. I WILL NOT DISCRIMINATE ONE FOR RACE, GENDER, ETC. SHOULD YOUR DETAILS BE TRUTHFUL AND MATCH UP WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR, I WILL CONTACT YOU. PLEASE NO PHONE CALLS OR TEXTS ABOUT THIS JOB.

The Annoying Survey

Do you agree all this information is true to your knowledge? [x] Yes [] No (I can’t say no because you won’t pay me.)

What is your age? 21

What year were you born? 2015

What year is it? 1989

What best describes your ethic background? [x] Other, Specify: Northern European and Russian / possibly Middle Eastern because my father was a pathological liar, he probably lied about where he is from too.

What is your annual income? Prefer not to answer

What is the highest level of college you completed? 4 years Bachelors

How often do you consume alcohol? 1-3 times a MONTH

How much of the grocery shopping do you do? Other, Specify: Whenever I want to get something which is all the time.

Do you have any children? No

Do you have a cell phone? DO YOU?