so, I must be an alien. Sure, that’ll be what they’ll be saying by 2025. An alien visited me years ago. It was about 4 feet tall had gray skin, and creepy black eyes. I was sleeping the damn creature was watching me right next to my bed. I threw my pillow at the creature and yelled, “Leave.” It disappeared. Had it done anything to me in my sleep? I don’t know. The crazy’s out there believe they may have microchipped me or did some operation on me. That’s why I survived, they alerted something in my DNA. A theory like that isn’t far behind. We went to believe magic and crazy shit happens. But, it’s not that. I’m generally healthy and have okay DNA despite being a ‘mutt’. My mother got cancer from her work environment. My father smoked and walked a lot up to his 70s, he was struck and killed by a kid that can’t drive. I’m okay or I think I am. I’m in my early 30s. I look around and see absolutely nothing. There’s not much left of the world my daughter is supposed to evolve in. All I see is loss. Loss of jobs, economy, opportunities, connections, etc. More things are remote. Funny because I can’t find a remote job despite having all this experience and the ability to out-type anyone. Why? They can be selective. Even if you’re qualified, you’re not. So maybe I am an alien. Why don’t they send a spaceship for me? They have no interest in infected Earth.
The place is trashed
So there’s several other employees, tell them not to be slobs.
No one is sanitizing shit
So it shouldn’t have been my sole responsibility to do all of it. Whose to say I didn’t catch it from work?
Who will do your job?
No one who cares let shit fly everywhere. No different than what you people do on the weekends.
It’s been almost 3 weeks
Nothing has been done. Again, not my problem. Contact the state and county. They put a one year in almost one month quarantine (and no I don’t extended pay).
Are you still positive?
Listen. You can be positive for up to 3 months it doesn’t mean you’re infectious. You stop being infectious after 10 days or 72 hours your symptoms go away. Don’t believe me? Contact the CDC.
Did you get another test?
I can however, but like I said it doesn’t mean it’ll be negative. And guess what? I can return to work with a doctors note if it isn’t. My husband is. You don’t like it? Pay me to stay for weeks or months until I get another job.
What are you saying?
You all are afraid of a virus you know nothing about. Hell, we don’t even know if what they say is true. But I still live in America and I’m not required to do shit. Especially if it’s not written in a law.
How are you doing? When are you returning?
I’m good. I’m healthy. I’m hoping never. This entire time you’ve been hounding me about my test and other people in my household to get tested. Yeah, no I’m not testing my one year old. There’s no law stating I have too upon returning and I shouldn’t. It’s apparent you people only care that you have to get off your ass and do something. I’ve done everything and I was forced out because other people.
Reminds me why I’m socially distant from the start.
Disclaimer: Not meant to be ‘sexist’ but spoken how it was.
Gets every symptom in the book.
A minor cough and stuffy nose.
Spends all day and night in bed.
Takes care of the the baby 24/7.
Starts vomiting and gets himself admitted to a hospital for dehydration.
Continues to take care of the baby 24/7.
Comes home and continues to sleep whenever he wants.
Still hasn’t slept a full night since the day before Thanksgiving when my father was struck and killed by a car.
Has a serious attitude problem probably from being under ‘house arrest’ and takes it out on me.
Continues to take care of the baby. Has a headache. Still can’t sleep. Now I understand why some people get divorced after quarantine.
…Must be nice to get sleep whenever the hell you want and make your wife do everything because you can’t handle it (even before and you wonder why your daughter never cries for you). If I was that sick I’d still have to take care of her. Sorry but so many of you are dense and take people for granted. Or you’re fucking clueless with your health or actions and infect everyone around you. So, yeah I’m seriously considering never going back to a physical job if I have a choice.
If I get sick it’s you and your husbands fault!
How dare you come if you knew he was sick!?
First off, it was my husbands father that got sick and felt symptoms but had to be around us. Second, I didn’t know shit about him feeling sick until he said he was getting tested.
How careless are you?
Hey, fucking idiot. I have an infant. I follow all precautions. I don’t want her to get sick. You know she got sick too because of this shit!
How are you feeling?
I’m okay. My daughter is. My husband acts like he’s dying. I’m sick of it. If I’m tired I can’t sleep I’m the full time babysitter.
Who did you infect?
Contact tracing called me. I haven’t been remotely close to anyone. It’s not my fault one member in the household is reckless. Makes me wonder if I ever want them to watch my daughter.
I was working at
for about 4 years
given the opportunity
to come back
they kept us in
another one that
pays more came along
I took it
My toxic relationship
with my ex supervisor
no we couldn’t be
he asked me for pics
and I felt like he was
constantly trying to
manipulate and hang
me for not picking him
My gym membership
at that health club
I had for a year
they kept charging us
when they closed their doors
and I can’t help but
remember how rude
the desk people were
and that one old man that
basically singled me out
every MMA class I took
I got up early to
run or rollerblade
during the pandemic
I didn’t have the luxury
to do anything else in
the morning with
they don’t fit
like the majority
of these masks
they make us wear
You hate it, you’ll miss it when it’s gone
Cannot stand doing nothing? You’ll miss it more when you have to get off your ass.
My husband can’t cut hair
… if only I got on video what he did. He’s never touching my hair!
Fuck it, grow it out
Your hair… my dream of having hair almost down to my ass came true!
Your gym options are
Go to the park, attempt to do a million push-ups and sit-ups, buy some expensive equipment and shove it in a corner of your room.
Might as well cut your nails off
And let them heal before ruining them again in 6 months.
Government is OK
When they give you extra money and unemployment but when they… basically anything else.
You might have had coronavirus
No, that was an allergic reaction to prescriptions in 2020 after a common cold and getting a tooth pulled.
Don’t say coronavirus in public
Unless you want to join the others getting eye rolls.
You’re better off shopping online
Didn’t have to deal with people or wear a mask. Why go to a store unless you really need too?
Another ice coffee or ice tea or Gatorade? Shit I’m almost out.
There’s a sale at Victoria’s Secret, again. Really bad for my wallet but I need a new bag, shirt, pants, perfume, etc because I want it.
I haven’t planned my story app in days too busy on other websites. There’s still NOTHING new.
I’m cold I want ice cream.
Protests? Meh. I don’t care. Don’t throw rocks at my car again asshole. I’ll slap you with a lawsuit.
I sued my employer, what makes you think I won’t sue you?
I have nothing to fear the inside of my mouth. I broke my tooth and it’s decayed.
Why can’t people leave me the fuck alone and let me write in peace!?
Don’t look at me like that. Don’t look at me at all.
Face masks are stupid. This entire thing is stupid.
You remember the times it was a big deal when you went to public places with your face covered? Those days are over.
If people asked, ‘hey, did you test positive for an STD?’ every time you went in public as mush as they did COVID, well…
I’m not looking forward to going back to work.
I’m looking forward to the day I get another job.
The guy in my writing I obviously slept with. Do you need concrete details about that too?
Relationships are stupid. Marriage is stupid too. It’s a contract.
I don’t need to date assholes anymore, I live with one.
I’m emotionally unavailable because I don’t have emotions.
The only person I care about is my daughter.
Hmmm, let me think… No.
He’s hot, I’d sleep with him. Expect for the fact he’s too straight edge.
I don’t have issues in that department. I have issues in the giving a fuck department.
I think the answer is I need new sunglasses.
I need to rethink this selling on Amazon bullshit.
I don’t know what I’m planning to do with my characters in this story. I’m just writing a crime novel.
I’m not drunk. I wish I was.
I really think that much about him. I write about him sometimes. Maybe I need a therapist. Fuck that shit. I’d rather waste money other places.
If you don’t have a baby
and a husband stopping you
or have to work around
or ‘not too’ loud schedule
I live in a basement
in a duplex
there’s no other place
I can go too
and be left the fuck alone
that’s why I have/had
GYM memberships but
they’re all CLOSED
everything is CLOSED
now we have all this
‘free time’ and we can’t
do much of anything
but go outside,
What is free will?
I don’t know
as they’ve seen
numbers ‘social distancing’
isn’t stopping the numbers
they need to focus
more on a vaccine?
Or who knows
it could be a thing like
chickenpox we all need
to catch it to be immune
My boss decided to keep maintenance because they’re ‘essential’ and have work to do. Despite there being an EXECUTIVE ORDER to shut it down completely. She said, “Maybe you can get unemployment.” HAHA. Yeah, tell me how that’s going for you and your men now? They’re 100% gone.
Then there was my favorite person, my ‘supervisor’ passive aggressive towards me because I told my sister (I work with) everything that’s going on. Does he know that per say? Yeah probably she wasn’t working that day I had to play messenger for my boss. Maybe his girlfriend wasn’t pleasing him again that day, who knows. Oh, I do because every time there’s an issue between them he makes passes at me and texts me asking for pictures? (LOL, I do/did work at the least professional place.) She doesn’t have a clue. I’m just glad I got away from that toxic bullshit.