So, he thinks

I would

bang her but no

she’s younger than me

married and has

a daughter 

that’d be wrong 

on many levels 

and I am what?

out of shape 

she could

kick my ass

that’s kinda of hot 

but who am I kidding? 


she’s a little too giggly

towards me I can’t send

her the wrong vibe 

I’m not interested 

I like talking to her 

she’s interesting but 

can’t spell my name?

unless she did that

on purpose

how is she a writer 

if she can’t spell?

her titles are fucked up

I can’t find her on the internet 


Some things I haven’t talked about

Disclaimer: I’m bored and couldn’t think of a topic.


I trashed my car in college with coffee cups.

It’s not a few, I had like 20 in the front and back! The place to take our garbage was in the basement. I literally had to walk 4 feet to do it but I didn’t. Not until the point I had no room.


I hooked up with a Satanist.

In my defense I didn’t know he was the first time we did it. By the second time I did because he told me. He said he had a Satanist bible and not to worry, he doesn’t sacrifice people or animals. But then the last time we did it, it was in the middle of the woods. I had strange vibes the whole time and felt like I was being watched but there wasn’t anyone around. Not to mention he laid in the grass and I get on top and rubbed my knees in the woodchips. He had his mouth wide open like a blowup doll the ENTIRE time. It was the WORST sex experience ever. I later found some burn marks on my knees. Not sure what happened after that but him and his friend quit work and I never saw him again. Thank God.


My mother that much

It doesn’t mean I don’t think about her or care less. It doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. I’m generally a private person. I don’t speak my every thought. I don’t wear my emotions on my sleeve. Sometimes maybe I’ll share a memory but not everything.


The rest of my family?

Sure if you’ve followed me a long time you already know my father hasn’t been in the picture since I was 11. I have 2 older brothers, 2 older sisters, and 1 younger sister. We don’t all have the same father. Outside of group messages I don’t keep in contact with my brothers, there’s no reason why I don’t. One sister I occasionally talk too, the one that lives in another state. Two of my sisters I talk too everyday. I work with one of them. Don’t ask me about my mothers boyfriend. He claimed to be like a father to us even after she passed. But then his new girlfriend moved in and he threw all of our stuff, including pictures to the curb. No one includes him in group messages anymore.


My day to day or week by week life being pregnant

Some people on social media do. Just what everyone wants to hear is how many times I have to piss, ribs hurt, she moves, I have acid reflex, I feel fat, etc. I’m sure me and dozens of other pregnant women have similar issues and it’s nothing new, different, or exciting.


My need to wear eyeliner everyday

Since high school I did because I thought it made my eyes look less small? Now it’s been over a decade and I still don’t feel right without it.


Issues drinking water

Water is okay but it’s boring. I tend to navigate towards Powerade or Vitamin water. I know it’s bad to over do it. Unless there’s a ton of ice in my water I’m not that interested.