They’re not picking up, can I try someone else?
*Someone else doesn’t pick up.*
I knew it. They hardly ever answer when I call them. And of course, I’ve to use the same lie every time “they’re with a customer”
I’ll try again later.
I should have left that phone on night for someone else to deal with. Fuck this shit.
Can you transfer me to ___ (another business with zero connection to us)?
Can you learn how to use Google? Piss off.
I’ve been on hold for ten minutes nobody is picking up my call!
You’re bitching at me because? Guess what I’m putting you on hold again because it ain’t my job to deal with this shit.
Can I have your electronics department?
We sell cell phones now?
I kycyockhxgcyckg koooycotcoogcooycoo *speaks broken English or there’s a lot of noise in background.
Service? Their issue.
*Person keeps calling back because someone isn’t returning their calls
They’re not fucking working today, on lunch, left early, or actually with a customer. No, I can’t go get them. WTF do you think this is?
Itoyxiycooycoycoycfyc a full story about their issue as if you’re the one to solve it.
I typically cut them off in the middle. Rude? Yes. I also don’t care. I get multiple calls at once AND work is dumped on me daily. I don’t have the time nor patience to listen. Complain to my supervisor. Oh wait, I can control if you talk to them.