Leo rising

I’m an Aquarius rising which means I’m attracted too Leo energy. Figuratively. If I think about it, all the people that had any significance or place in my life were Leo risings.

What about them? You get one or the other. Some are either super non-confrontational and chill — like my sister. Some are blunt and don’t give a fuck — like my mother was and husband. They’ll say whatever the hell they want. (My daughter is a Leo with Leo rising. Something tells me she’s going to have a mouth like her grandma and father. Even as a baby she’s very vocal letting you know if she’s happy!)

Then me over here, being the opposite I’m quiet and strike when necessary. I don’t always think before I speak but I do more than most people. While I’d be constantly moving or all over the place, they’d be still. And tell me when I’m being a fucking idiot.

30 Scorpio secrets

Because I’m turning 30…

 
1. Your boyfriend flirted with me.
2. Your boyfriend kissed me — he’s a bad kisser, don’t worry I don’t want to sleep with him!
3. Slept with someone’s boyfriend, not intentionally of course.
4. When in Rome…
5. If I have to think about my feelings for you, they’re non-existent.
6. Hooked up with an ex(s) once, twice, or thousand times because the sex was good.
7. Don’t have any/many friends.
8. Like to be alone, value solitude, and don’t need people to be happy.
9. If I’m in a relationship with you and don’t want to have sex with you; you can be sure you’re either turning me off or I’m sleeping with someone else.
10. Depending on who you are, I probably won’t give you an honest answer how many people I slept with.
11. I do pick and choose.
12. I don’t find people fascinating.
13. Ideas are more interesting.
14. If you want to seduce me, don’t bother. I either want you or I don’t.
15. Should I think about an ex? It’s only because they were good in bed and I’m bored with you.
16. I go to the gym for my sanity, not because I’m trying to lose weight or reach some goal.
17. I don’t believe in one soulmate, we have many.
18. These days I spend more time fantasizing about doing crazy shit to my hair.
19. I was a terrible student.
20. Yeah, teachers and peers didn’t get me. I lived in my own world and didn’t care.
21. I developed thick skin early in life.
22. Sometimes I could be angry and not know why.
23. I assume most people don’t like me and I’m okay with that, I don’t like most people.
24. I can be secretive but trust me, I’m brutally honest too.
25. I’m probably hiding some past things from my partner.
26. I probably hide my money too.
27. There is but one person I truly trust in this world, myself.
28. Should I check someone out? Hardly ever. They’d have to have nice arms or eyes to get my attention.
29. I don’t believe in marriage.
30. Now I understand. The only person I’ll truly love in this world is my daughter.

Difference between Scorpio and Pisces

I’m a Scorpio with 3 Pisces sisters…

 

Scorpio is a fighter, not a lover
Pisces runs from battle, seeks love

Scorpio is suspicious and doesn’t trust easily
Pisces is naive and wants to trust everyone

Scorpio is high strung set in his/her ways
Pisces will try to blend in with others

Once Scorpio made up their mind… nothing they’re done
Pisces can’t decide and wishes you’d choose for them

Scorpio can’t stand most people and doesn’t make an effort too
Pisces will listen to someone talk on and on and try to look/be friendly

Scorpio doesn’t make a big deal about people hitting on them
Pisces thinks everyone is hitting on them and becomes self conscious

Scorpio doesn’t see relationships or sex a big deal
Mention cheating to a Pisces good luck, they’ll think their partner is!

Scorpio just knows things
Pisces can’t tell if the rug is being pulled under their foot

Scorpio DOESN’T play manipulative or secretive, they are by nature
Pisces PLAYS manipulative or secretive when they feel threatened

Scorpio will laugh in the dark
Pisces will cry and/or complain

Scorpio woman

She’s not dumb or needy.
She can sense a lie miles away.
She’s capable of taking care of herself.
Being alone doesn’t bother her.
She doesn’t conform to society.
She doesn’t like liars.
She doesn’t like small talk.
If you have something to say, say it don’t waste her time.
She’s sexy and mysterious as hell.
You probably won’t ever really see her unless you gain her trust, good luck.

Day by day, she has to fight the urge not to roll her eyes at people that bug her.
Her idea of being nice is not giving someone the ‘piss off’ look.
It doesn’t mean she’s not.
Never assume you know her, she’s full of surprises.
She never, ever lets her guard down completely.
She’s not stupid.
She’s always observing and analyzing.
There’s a chance she’s already made up her mind what she thinks and fees about you the minute she met you.
She’s intuitive.
She’s actually very loyal if you’re on her side.
But if you hurt her, others, or do anything to corrupt the group; she is not on your side.
She can be secretive and manipulative at her worst or if a situation calls for it.
She twists and turns, plays the role of the scientist and detective in this life.
She’s strong and brave.
She’s been through a lot.
She doesn’t brag, complain, or cry about it. She’s knows that’s a waste of her time and won’t change anything.
She has a backbone when others do not.

Leave her alone.
Don’t invade her space.
Don’t tell her what to do.
Don’t think or assume things about her.
She won’t be in your side.
You want her on your side.
She will help you.
She won’t talk shit about you.

Moon in Aquarius

I’m not like the Sun in Aquarius.
I’m not as ‘popular’ as they are.
No point in my life did I suffer from, “I’m cool” syndrome.
Growing up, people made sure I knew how lame I was.

 

I don’t think I’m special, I know I am special.
I don’t go around with an attitude or ego like I am.
I know there are people out there who are smarter, richer, happier, etc, than me.
I am special because I’m not afraid to be me.
There are many people that are afraid to be themselves or care too much what people think.
I don’t care what people think of me.
Their opinions do nothing for me one way or another.

 

I’m different, it’s hard to find someone like me.
I connect with everyone person I meet on some level.
I don’t judge anyone as I know what it is like to be judged.
My DNA is mixed.
I’m an old spirit that feels like a young spirit.
I’ve had numerous past lives.
I have a sense of humor.
I’m a humanitarian and creator.
I have a strong understanding of human nature.
I know a lot about many things.
I don’t act like a know it all because I’m not.
I’m here like everyone else, to work on my problems and learn things that will help me in my next life.

 

I don’t think I’m God.
I don’t think I have magical abilities, though I do.
I have the ability to see the future, sense energy, and see spirits.
I try to find a logical explanation for these things among other things that goes on in my life.

 

Intimate relationships don’t come easy to me.
I’m emotionally independent, and don’t need a man or woman in my life to be happy.
I’m not one to write mushy letters or love notes, though I am writer.
I’m more likely to do something nice or make them something.
I can’t explain why I’m like that, I just am.
I’m only likely to communicate in words or writing what I think or feel, when the time is right.

Some things about Capricorn

I’m not a Capricorn, I have known a lot of Capricorns.

 

 

They’re not selfish

Everyone gets presents around or on their birthday. They learn early on the true meaning of Christmas because they kind of have no choice to not learn it.

 

They can be selfish

About their money and belongings. Why? Because they worked their ass of for it and you should too! If you don’t, it’s not their problem and they don’t want to hear it.

 

They’re not that patient

They’re willing to work hard for the things they want in life, but they won’t wait in a long line at a coffee shop. Why wait forever at one coffee shop when there’s others in town? Or better yet, you can make it at home for free!

 

They’re complicated but not really

They’re cold and detached at times because they’re mad, bored, or something is on their mind. They don’t mind doing favors for you but don’t ask them for any favors. If they’re in a generous mood or think you really need their help, they will do something. Good luck though if you burned bridges with them, they don’t forget anything.

 

They’re not horny toads

What I mean is, they don’t want to fuck everyone they see. They’re monogamous for the most part. If you cheat on them, they will not cheat on you. They will get angry and end the relationship. They can’t tolerate someone who is dishonest and unloyal.

 

They can be romantic

Surprises? Vacations? They plan those without you having an idea it’s going on. The bedroom, on the other hand; you have to show him/her how to romance you. You can tell them what you like but often you find it’s better to show them.

 

Family is important

If you don’t like his/her’s parents, you should run. If you don’t want to settle down someday, you should run. They won’t sacrifice their family for you (unless they hate them). They also want to start a family of their own.

How to tell if a Scorpio is in love with you

I recently read this thing that said, “Scorpio will let you in.” I wouldn’t take that as an indicator of love, they could even like you as a friend or are simply connecting with you. This is my take, you don’t have to agree with it! I don’t care. Everyone is different.

#1 They look hot
Like all the time because they want nothing more then to seduce you!

#2 They act crazier then usual
They say things that don’t make sense, ask you if you’re cheating on them, and sometimes talk too much or too little. They confuse the shit out of you. (Why? Because they haven’t fully figured you out yet so can’t behave in a way that is appropriate and won’t bother you.)

#3 They make it known they want you
They talk about sex and engage in sexual activities with you. They even ask you questions about you, your life, and what you want. It’s not all about them.

#4 They do things for you
Smalls things you like. They don’t spend a lot of money if they don’t have it. (If they had money, they would be afraid to spend it on you because what if you don’t feel the same way, cheat on them, or stay with them only for the money?)

#5 It doesn’t take them forever to respond to you
They don’t ignore your texts, they hate the feeling of being ignored. Why would they do it? They wouldn’t. They respond within minutes or hours to a text. If they’re busy or need space though, leave them alone. Let them come to you…

#6 How they act around you
Do they love kissing you? Holding you? Cuddling? They’re in love. If they’re pulling away from you; you either pissed them off, been friend zoned, or they think you’re disgusting.

#7 They act like they don’t care
They’re passive and try not to wear their heart on their sleeve. They’re quiet and mysterious, you don’t know what’s on their mind. (They’re not doing this because of anything you did. They don’t want to let their guard down.)

#8 They let go
It’s hard for Scorpio to love because they get attached. They have a history of getting burnt badly in past relationships. If they’re able to let go of past feelings a bit and express themselves to you… They’re in love.

#9 The way they look at you
Do they look at you like you’re meat? Or do they look at you like they want to marry you? I can’t tell you what those two looks look like but you will be able to tell yourself…

#10 How they treat you
They don’t call you names, disrespect you, or make you do anything you don’t want to do. (They expect the same thing in return if you can’t give it, someone else will because they’re that amazing.)

Sources:
A Scorpio that knows/knew a lot of Scorpio

I’m a Scorpio

I’m horny as hell
I’m ruled by my genitals
Mars and Pluto
— after all

If you don’t like sex
or suck in bed
you shouldn’t date me
I wouldn’t rape you
I wouldn’t waste my time
I’m sexy as hell

I’m not a whore

I’m not a sex addict
like they say
I am your whore
for more then one night
if you don’t know it
don’t worry, I’ll show it
I’m not all talk
I’m all action

Don’t cross me
I wouldn’t cross you
if you do you will meet
another side of me
you have never known
it’s called death
you don’t want to meet
my sister, “Karma.”
save your drama

Accept and appreciate
I’m fucking
passionate as hell
there is no other

Why I can’t be an Astrologer

I know nothing about the planets, science, or math.

 

My astrology forecast would look like this…

9PM: Sorry I couldn’t send this message sooner… There is full moon and stars shinning bright in the sky. I’m guessing the moon is in Taurus because the sun is in Taurus. It means, you are going to want to binge eat soon.

 

“He is an Aries, I am a Pisces. Should we date?”

My response: “I don’t care, date whoever you want. There is more to astrology then the sun sign.”

 

“I am a Pisces, he is a Libra.”

“You care what his sign is? So you’re more emotional and he is more detached. Good luck.”

 

How to read horoscopes…

 

Today you are going to win a lot of money.

What, you didn’t win money? That’s because Jupiter started acting stupid.

Things about Pisces

Disclaimer: I’m not a Pisces or Astrologer. This isn’t true for all Pisces. I have three Pisces sisters and I can tell you none of them are the same.

 

Their reputation as a shy or quiet type isn’t true

Some Pisces are outgoing and popular, others are not. They may be quiet at first when they meet you. Once they get to know you, they’ll talk your ear off.

 

They’re good listeners

You have a problem? They’re the person you want to talk too. They won’t ignore you or point out your flaws.

 

Don’t mistake their sensitivity, kindness, and compassion for weakness

No matter how much pain they may be experiencing, they remain positive and focus on their work/life. They don’t treat people like dirt though some people are assholes to them. They realize being an ass won’t get them very far.

 

They want love

Booty call? Casual sex? They may have done it in the past but it’s not ultimately what they want. They want to love and be loved. If you won’t love them, they will find someone else that will. (A lot of people love them, it wouldn’t be difficult.)

 

They’re creative

Many are artists, musicians, writers, makeup artists, graphic designers, fashion designers, etc. Why? Because they’ve an awesome imagination and talent.

 

They can be moody

The best thing you can do is… Not get on their bad side by getting in their personal space, being annoying, or full of yourself.

 

They know what they want

Money? Job? House? Car? Relationship? They know how/when they’re going to get it.