Who am I? What do I do?
You’re the pain in the ass I’m supposed to call.
What’s the name of your favorite novel you wrote?
Ah which one?
When do I develop a title?
I always do at the end.
Right you see I have this story with no title, am I doing it right?
What are you thinking of?
Are you jacked? What do you look like with your shirt off? Fuck my life.