You hate it, you’ll miss it when it’s gone
Cannot stand doing nothing? You’ll miss it more when you have to get off your ass.
My husband can’t cut hair
… if only I got on video what he did. He’s never touching my hair!
Fuck it, grow it out
Your hair… my dream of having hair almost down to my ass came true!
Your gym options are
Go to the park, attempt to do a million push-ups and sit-ups, buy some expensive equipment and shove it in a corner of your room.
Might as well cut your nails off
And let them heal before ruining them again in 6 months.
Government is OK
When they give you extra money and unemployment but when they… basically anything else.
You might have had coronavirus
No, that was an allergic reaction to prescriptions in 2020 after a common cold and getting a tooth pulled.
Don’t say coronavirus in public
Unless you want to join the others getting eye rolls.
You’re better off shopping online
Didn’t have to deal with people or wear a mask. Why go to a store unless you really need too?