Thoughts at the dentist

Can I close my mouth now?

I’m going to choke.

Fuck me that hurts.

I’m really numb and can’t feel my lips.

If I bite my lips will they come off?

How long have I been here?

It’s nice outside why am I here?

I’m hungry.

I need more caffeine.

Why do they keep talking about their kids?

All I hear is blah blah blah.

I’m not eating for a while.

Remove all my teeth and give me implants. I’ll never be back here.

I would be better at oral sex.

I’m probably not getting any tonight.

If my phone vibrated I can’t hear it.

Next appointment? Jesus. Give me fake teeth.

It’s all the soda and sugar and shit.

Soda sounds good right now.

Is it over yet? Nope.

What the fuck is the that? You’re putting a wrench in my mouth?

If you’re going to kill me, make it fast.

Is it over yet?

Now?

Finally!

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