Old friend

“I love you.”
You’re nuts.

“It’s been a long time. I still listen to you.”
You’re bored with your life. If you’ve physically been here you’d want nothing to do with me.

“Let’s make a deal. You get divorced, we get married. We’d start a new life.”
If you can handle I’ll have other boyfriends and lovers. We’ll just be roommates.

“I’m fine with that. We both win. I get to be a US citizen and you get to be in LA. Away from all of it.”
Yeah unless you get attached and you probably will.

“We have to fake it for the immigration people. I don’t care what you do. I also want sex. Don’t give me STDs.”
With sex comes emotions, sometimes. That’s not really part of the deal.

“So you’d fall in love and give me kids. You’d stay faithful.”
We’d have pretty mixed babies.

“But you have to leave to my country first after you settle for divorce.”
Ha. By then it wouldn’t be worth it. You could just get a green card.

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