Doctor
What form of birth control are you using?

You
None.

Doctor
You don’t use condoms, the pill, or patch?

You
(hesitates)
Condoms.

Doctor
You got a girlfriend, boyfriend?

You
(laugh)
No girlfriend, boyfriend.

Doctor
You never know these days.

You wonder why the hell the doctor assumed you were gay because you denied birth control. I mean, maybe you don’t have sex, physically can’t get pregnant, or prefer the withdrawal method? Whatever. It wouldn’t be the doctor’s business either way. You didn’t go to the doctors to discuss/get on birth control. But because it was a checkup and you’re a woman, you get asked about it. If you were a man, you wouldn’t.