- Almost arrested for underage drinking in a club in Texas.
- Danced with 14 men in one night, some old enough to be my father.
- Went to a Christmas formal, got drunk, and had sex with a guy I met once and took me out on my 21st birthday.
- Got drunk off jello shots and madeout with a stranger at party when I was ‘in a relationship.’
- Plotted revenge on a cheating ex by joining a dating website and actually finding someone on there.
- Hooked up with my ex around his birthday while I was technically single but still in a relationship with my boyfriend.
- Got drunk and knocked over shelves in a video store.
- Talked to a monkey statue and took a picture of the plant on the toilet behind me in a public restroom.
- Blew off a guy I had a threesome with.
- Lead some jackass on for no reason.
- Gave my number to a bunch of strangers.
- Hooked up with someone the day after our relationship was ‘over’ but it wasn’t.
