Aggorant
Ranting about rotten eggs.

Arrogant
What I am for not knowing how to spell arrogant.

 

Thamming
Thinking about ham.

Tatum
Chad’s last name.

 

Fanatisizing
Getting a smaller fan to fit in your window.

Fantasizing
Dreaming of things that may never happen.

 

Virigina
What you came out of the day you were born.

Virginia
A state.

 

Insomatic
In some attic.

Insomniac
Your status after a lack of sleep. It’s a song by Aly & AJ, Google it.

 

Goggle.com
Where you go to find pool goggles?

Google.com
You had to Google all of these words because you’re aggorant.