Create a WordPress account.

Wait, WHY the fuck are you on here if you don’t have an account in the first place?

Customize your website.

Make a squirrel or rainbow your background, who cares.

Create a post.

Make a poem or paragraph about how you hate/love your partner, life, job, family, friends, celebrities, society, the world, or getting drunk on the weekends. Include photos or videos by choice…