Disney movie lessons


To be a man, you have to dress and act like one? It doesn’t mean you’ll be strong as one — unless you have a hot shirtless guy training you.


Mulan II

You have to figure out how to keep earth, sky, day, night, sound, silence, dark, and light in balance.


Lion King

Life is a circle.


Lion King II

It’s who you are.



Trust your heart, let fate decide. If you lose your parents, you’ll be raised by monkeys. (Until one day you grow-up and fall in love with a woman that teaches you English.)



White blonde men are ignorant assholes unless they learn how to paint.


The Little Mermaid

Life under the sea is better than the human world.



You steal only what you can’t afford.

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