Mulan
To be a man, you have to dress and act like one? It doesn’t mean you’ll be strong as one — unless you have a hot shirtless guy training you.
Mulan II
You have to figure out how to keep earth, sky, day, night, sound, silence, dark, and light in balance.
Lion King
Life is a circle.
Lion King II
It’s who you are.
Tarzan
Trust your heart, let fate decide. If you lose your parents, you’ll be raised by monkeys. (Until one day you grow-up and fall in love with a woman that teaches you English.)
Pocahontas
White blonde men are ignorant assholes unless they learn how to paint.
The Little Mermaid
Life under the sea is better than the human world.
Aladdin
You steal only what you can’t afford.
Hahaha so very true. Gotta love those Disney lessons!
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