In a relationship = I didn’t want to put it out there but my partner is suspicious.
Single = I am not single, I’m in a relationship. I hope my partner doesn’t know I’m seeing other people.
Married = I am tied down for the rest of my life. If I cheat, nobody has a clue expect my partner. Everyone else thinks I’m great.
Status: “It was a beautiful day out. So thankful for my friends and family that came out. <3” = It was a horrible day. I can’t stand them but I’m going to pretend I do.
Still wanna date me?