The Winter Illness

It’s not the cold, it’s not seasonal depression, it’s not anxiety. It is THE WINTER ILLNESS. Signs below…


You don’t want to go outside.

It is too cold.


You hate the snow.

You’re dreaming of the day it will melt away.


You go stir crazy.

Can’t leave your house, the weather sucks.


You are not mad, you are MAD.

… As the hatter.


You stare at screen, sleep, and eat.

You’re a troll in a cave.


You are dying of boredom.

Nothing to do. You’re trying to be productive…


Being productive hurts.

You rather go back to your troll cave.


If you do go outside…

You’re running a marathon to get back inside.



When the fuck is summer going to come?


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