Thought…

I’m not that flexible.
I didn’t know I could bend that way.
Those are some hairy ass balls.
You should shave your balls.
Don’t put your balls in my face.
Baby, you don’t need to shave your face.
That’s the spot right there…
Oh now your dick is too soft.
Don’t ask me to suck it.
Okay, fine I will.
Now go down on me, damn it.
No that’s not what I meant.

Okay…

I’m bored.
I’m tired.
I’m sore.
I’m hungry.
I’m thirsty.
Hurry up.
I want to eat.
I need a drink.
I have to piss.
I want to leave.
I want to sleep.

Insert…

Thoughts of a hot man or woman.
They are in the bedroom.

Feeling…

Oh la la la la.
Sexual.