I am pretty much the only girl at the bowling alley
I hear inappropriate comments about 69, Jews, and Nazis
I want to hurl
I think, “That’s why I hate men.”
I know it’s not
Not all men are like that just the drunk ones and ignorant

(same goes for anyone else)

I thank God for Vodka
And I am some person
Who isn’t racist or sexist
Thank my mother for raising me