The person who made my coffee this morning.
There’s way too much cream and sugar in it. This keeps happening! WHY!?
It doesn’t hold water. It spills it everywhere!
It doesn’t have any good food I want. At all times it should, even if I ate all of it yesterday.
It is supposed to not get dirty — or clean itself if it does. Why do I always have to do it?
Boring. I’m better off going to Facebook for my news. At least I get to see pictures of a volcano exploding.
The guy on the elliptical next to me who smells like onions.
Every day at 7am. Do you have a legit reason for smelling like onions — like wrestling a bagel this morning? Or you didn’t shower yesterday…
Every driver I come into contact with.
Going too slow or riding my ass. I have very, very — little patience and a short attention spam. Either speed up or move aside so the real drivers can drive!
Every person in Walmart — who hasn’t bathed in weeks.
The cheap perfume/cologne doesn’t cover up the be-o, smell of shit, cigarettes, alcohol, and condoms…