The person who made my coffee this morning.
There’s way too much cream and sugar in it. This keeps happening! WHY!?

Water-bottle.
It doesn’t hold water. It spills it everywhere!

The fridge.
It doesn’t have any good food I want. At all times it should, even if I ate all of it yesterday.

Bedroom.
It is supposed to not get dirty — or clean itself if it does. Why do I always have to do it?

Yahoo.
Boring. I’m better off going to Facebook for my news. At least I get to see pictures of a volcano exploding.

The guy on the elliptical next to me who smells like onions.
Every day at 7am. Do you have a legit reason for smelling like onions — like wrestling a bagel this morning? Or you didn’t shower yesterday…

Every driver I come into contact with.
Going too slow or riding my ass. I have very, very — little patience and a short attention spam. Either speed up or move aside so the real drivers can drive!

Every person in Walmart — who hasn’t bathed in weeks.
The cheap perfume/cologne doesn’t cover up the be-o, smell of shit, cigarettes, alcohol, and condoms…