Facebook.
You want to talk about feelings, relationships, and problems in the world — unfollow. I don’t know you. I’m aware. Leave me alone.

Twitter.
Don’t know you. You like my nonsense — cool. Whatever.

Instagram.
It’s just a fucking picture.

Other social media websites.
Really don’t give a shit.

Leaving.
Unless I’m required to be somewhere, I don’t have to be.

Waiting.
Line at Dunkin’ Donuts is too long? Go to the one down the street.

Not talking.
I don’t have anything to say. Be thankful I’m quiet. If I talked, it probably wouldn’t be nice — or too eccentric.

Your opinion.
Been there, done that. Fuck off.