You want to talk about feelings, relationships, and problems in the world — unfollow. I don’t know you. I’m aware. Leave me alone.
Don’t know you. You like my nonsense — cool. Whatever.
It’s just a fucking picture.
Other social media websites.
Really don’t give a shit.
Unless I’m required to be somewhere, I don’t have to be.
Line at Dunkin’ Donuts is too long? Go to the one down the street.
I don’t have anything to say. Be thankful I’m quiet. If I talked, it probably wouldn’t be nice — or too eccentric.
Been there, done that. Fuck off.