Cry. When your finally alone. A world of problems. Why won’t my flash drive work? Why is he/she such an ass. What am I going to do with my degree? I really, really, really… just want to leave — but if I do I’ll be working at McDonald’s the rest of my life.

Sleep disorders. It takes twenty-four hours to write a paper I know will suck — but it’s better than getting a zero.

Eating disorders. I don’t have time for breakfast or lunch. When I eat, I’ll probably eat twice my weight — then go to the gym the next day to burn it all off.

Be pissed off. Must work with lazy group members. Must listen to a ignorant professor. Must try not to look annoyed.