“You’re not getting fat.”
You could lose a few extra pounds.
“No, your butt doesn’t look too big.”
Nice ass.
“I didn’t spend that much.”
So what if I did.
“I didn’t get your text.”
I didn’t feel like texting.
“Your parents are fine.”
I can’t fucking stand them.
“No, your hair is not a mess.”
You look like a rag-doll.
“The sex was great.”
That was terrible.
“Sure, you can bring your friends.”
I hope you don’t bring your friends.
“I wasn’t up all night.”
Okay, I was. Big deal.
“I don’t watch porn.”
I watch porn when I’m not with you.
“I’m busy.”
I don’t want to talk right now.
“Sure, you can.”
You just wait…