An idiots guide to taking a Selfie

With these simple five steps, you can look absolutely stunning on your social media profile:


1. Find a camera. Digital. Cell Phone. It doesn’t matter.


2. Go in your bathroom.


3. Face the camera towards your face. Make sure you zoom in on your face. Nobody wants to see beneath your neck.


4. Stare into the camera. You want to look like a deer staring into the headlights. It’s the best way to draw attention. You want people to know you’re crazy before they add you.


5. If you have a double chin, take it at a different angle. If the picture still looks bad, you can always apply lots of makeup or use Photoshop.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s